Round Tuit (#25)
At long last we have them! And in sufficient quantity so that you can have this for your very own.
Please cut yours out and save it. Put it in a safe place. Try not to lose it. And be sure to keep a few spares on hand.
These TUITS have been hard to come by, especially the round ones. But now, by special arrangement, you can have yours.
Now that these are available, most of our problems about church attendance, starting on time, and getting things done will be solved.
For you see, so many have said, “I’ll get started in church just as soon as I can get a round tuit.” Others have said, “I should come to Bible study but I never seem to get a round tuit.”
Or, “I know that I would benefit from daily devotions but I never get a round tuit.”
Or, “I want to tithe on my income but I never get a round tuit.”
Finally! Everyone can have his and her own round tuit. If you find someone who needs one, hand him yours. There’s more where you got this one. Great things are coming!